Must be Burt Reynolds or something…
I’ve been known to leap at any given opportunity to sport fake facial hair in public. I prefer mustaches, but I’m not picky; as long as the adhesive can stick for as long as I’m standing, we’re in business.
My birthday is in exactly 53 days and I’m pretty hard to shop for so if you’re stuck, here’s the one way ticket to my upper lip’s heart.
